Marriage Quote by Geoffrey Gorer

WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom;

— Nikhil Saluja

A women needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

— Jerry Hall

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

— Joe Thornton

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.

— Jimmy Soul

Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking.

— Nikhil Saluja

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

— Joan Rivers

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

— Robert Frost

The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.

— Andrea Dworkin

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

— Robert Breault

I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order…

— Kate Beckinsale

My wife gets so mad at me because I don't like to cook on the grill.

— Nick Saban