Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed

— Geoffrey Gorer

I have a maid.

— Ryan Murphy

“as long as Mary can’t cook and has those awful manners—well, we’re safe, nobody else would have her.” I perceived that my wife’s methods…

— Agatha Christie

I decided to boss up, lifes a bitch and I caught her. Dont always fuck me good, Im just too cheap to divorce her.

— Wale

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

— Mitch Hedberg

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

— Joe Thornton

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.

— Jimmy Soul

The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen, because then she never gets out of there.

— Shakira

WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bedroom;

— Nikhil Saluja

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a…

— Mark Consuelos

A women needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

— Jerry Hall