Aging Quote by Joan Rivers

Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?

— Joan Rivers

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

— Robert Frost

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

— Robert Breault

I think every lady wishes their husband would cook.

— Gino D'Acampo

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.

— Jimmy Soul

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed

— Geoffrey Gorer

A man who cooks is very sexy. A woman who cooks is not that sexy. Because it's associated in our mind to the domestic…

— Isabel Allende

“An unhappily married woman is necessarily a bad cook.”

— Ann-Marie MacDonald

My wife cooks the way she wants to cook and I cook the way I want to cook.

— Fats Domino

I have never understood why a woman must have a man to take her into dinner.

— Jude Morgan

The wife is the best cook, so I've been leaving the cooking to her.

— Joe Thornton

“When women cook, they're not just doing it for sustenance. An expression of rage and unhappiness and desire and sadness and pleading and pain…

— Kyung Ran Jo