The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count. — Rich Sommer Copy Share Image
Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife. — James Lipton Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton. — Andrew Whitworth Copy Share Image
I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road. — Brian Welch Copy Share Image
I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get. — John McCain Copy Share Image
I'm always amazed that my wife can handle different subjects - one day politics, the next day foreign policy. And she always… — Alan Greenspan Copy Share Image
If somebody said my wife's not beautiful, I'd go, she is. I wouldn't say, really? No, she is. I know she is.… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a… — David Ginola Copy Share Image
My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
My wife says that I changed people's lives or ways of thinking and that I should always be proud and grateful. If… — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
Well, my wife doesn't engage. I mean if you want to look back, really dig down and be a journalist, look at… — Eddie Cibrian Copy Share Image
Little Britain… ever since it first came on… I come here a lot, we have a lot of friends here, my wife… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I watch sports all the time. My wife Cindy says I would watch the thumb-suckers play the bed-wetters. I watch all sports… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Any man that hits a woman is not a real man, he's a coward. With my wife Jodi, I think it's my… — Kian Egan Copy Share Image
The Prophet had made dishonorable proposals to my wife... under cover of his asserted 'Revelation.'... Smith told his wife Jane the Lord… — William Law Copy Share Image
One of the first things you and your fiance need to develop is a meaningful prayer life even before the wedding. My… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
I'm afraid that my wife picked up a number of colorful expressions from the Yanks and such, Frank offered, with a nervous… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
There was another thing I heartily disbelieved in - work. Work, it seemed to me even at the threshold of life, is… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
My wife and I have purchased two hybrids. We bought a 3 kw photovoltaic unit. We recycle and offset our carbon emissions… — James Gustave Speth Copy Share Image
I was very pleased to get a Supreme Court justice suggesting a column, so I went and did a column about Beano.… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Yes?’ he asked, looking at me over the sheet. ‘I’m a writer temporarily down on my inspirations.’ ‘Oh, a writer, eh?’ ‘Yes.’… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I think for a minute. Watching my wife fade into the distance, I put a hand on my heart. "Dead." I wave… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
Let's just put the business aside and talk about family. Family's just amazing. My wife Jenny-Lynn is an incredible mother. Our son… — J. Robert Spencer Copy Share Image
Growing up in rural Utah had a lot of benefits, but in an environment that prized conformity, fit wasn't one of them.… — L. Todd Rose Copy Share Image
I was sowing wild oats and doing the kind of things that you should do when you don't have kids. Now, I'm… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
