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Dang it, I did it again. My mama's birthday was yesterday...Love you Ma! — Epifania Savea Birthday Copy Share Image
I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children. — Epifania Savea Children Copy Share Image
You want to change yourself, then do it. Just don't force it to happen; it takes time. — Epifania Savea Advice Copy Share Image
You're never too young to dream big. You're never too old to live a little. — Epifania Savea Dream big Copy Share Image
Of course mama has taught us all to use our manners. Though there are times that are appropriate for you to be… — Epifania Savea Funny Copy Share Image
Life can be a bitch, but what is life without some bitch to try to make your life hell? Be strong, have… — Epifania Savea Advice Copy Share Image
Love: The one word that has a thousand meanings to it varying from the good to the bad. Each person has their… — Epifania Savea Definition of love Copy Share Image
If you know that she was a virgin that night you slept with her and you know you got her knocked up… — Epifania Savea Excuse Copy Share Image
Everyone is born with a sense of curiosity, some with an overload of curiosity than others... Remember that one time in the… — Epifania Savea Childhood Copy Share Image
Its kind of sad that most of the love quotes I have read so far are mostly written by us chicks. What,… — Epifania Savea Keeping it real Copy Share Image
She is like a book with many pages, like a novel with ironic flaws, unpredictable twist with a dash of sarcastic humor,… — Epifania Savea Book Copy Share Image
The kinda person to call your phone and ask for another unknown person. You say he's got the wrong number then he… — Epifania Savea Annoying people Copy Share Image
Whats up with the relationships nowadays? The girl is the one who falls victim because they're in it for love whereas the… — Epifania Savea Feeling used Copy Share Image
Yeah I may a complex woman who cant explain herself sometimes, who cant afford all the things I wish to have, who… — Epifania Savea Life Copy Share Image
I mean really, maturbation is self pleasuring because there is none other than you who knows what works, but it does make… — Epifania Savea Life Copy Share Image
To you cock-blockers, fakes, haters, posers, liars, cheaters, shit-talkers, why dont you do something worthwhile with your pathetic life and leave me… — Epifania Savea It is what it is Copy Share Image
To live life with no regrets is impossible. We have regrets to avoid from repeating the same mistake. In order for that… — Epifania Savea Failure Copy Share Image
I have trouble speaking as soon as you walk into the room. When you talk to me I can't help but stutter.… — Epifania Savea It is what it is Copy Share Image
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette… — Epifania Savea Facebook status Copy Share Image
I can remember the good old days when grandpa used to go to our neighbors thinking its home and demands for them… — Epifania Savea Childhood Copy Share Image
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I can only do certain stupid things to have fun once in a while. Don't reprimand me, I'm only human. — Epifania Savea Fun Copy Share Image
When we women say, Whoa! You are going way too fast we don't always mean it in the good way (wink) when… — Epifania Savea Fast Copy Share Image
Mondays and Thursdays are two bitches that I have to deal with. Monday's a bitch cause its the start of the week,… — Epifania Savea Friday Copy Share Image
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