I've said it before, me and Conor are very, very good friends, and he's certaintly helped me get into the UFC, you… — Artem Lobov Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is what it is, sometimes if you can't find what it is, just believe you will figure out what it is — Blaze Olamiday Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
Whats up with the relationships nowadays? The girl is the one who falls victim because they're in it for love whereas the… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
To you cock-blockers, fakes, haters, posers, liars, cheaters, shit-talkers, why dont you do something worthwhile with your pathetic life and leave me… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
“Even so, I’m somebody. I’m the Discoverer of Nature. I’m the Argonaut of true sensations. I bring a new Universe to the… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people don't like telling the truth... And some people can't handle hearing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never give up! is just an expression. What really matters is that you have no regrets on what you're doing and you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your gonna take a stab… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
A lily or a rose never pretends, and its beauty is that it is what it is. — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
I wish you guys would just say, 'Michael Sam, how's the football going? How's training going?' But it is what it is.… — Michael Sam Copy Share Image
I'm not the girl that everyone wants, but at least I'm not the girl that everyone's had. — Quyensaystumbler Copy Share Image
