That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
The one word that comes to mind when I have to face everything and everyone: Damn. — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children. — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
When we women say, Whoa! You are going way too fast we don't always mean it in the good way (wink) when… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
If you know that she was a virgin that night you slept with her and you know you got her knocked up… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Everyone is born with a sense of curiosity, some with an overload of curiosity than others... Remember that one time in the… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
To you cock-blockers, fakes, haters, posers, liars, cheaters, shit-talkers, why dont you do something worthwhile with your pathetic life and leave me… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
I have trouble speaking as soon as you walk into the room. When you talk to me I can't help but stutter.… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Whats up with the relationships nowadays? The girl is the one who falls victim because they're in it for love whereas the… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Mondays and Thursdays are two bitches that I have to deal with. Monday's a bitch cause its the start of the week,… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Whats up with the relationships nowadays? The girl is the one who falls victim because they're in it for love whereas the guy is… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
To you cock-blockers, fakes, haters, posers, liars, cheaters, shit-talkers, why dont you do something worthwhile with your pathetic life and leave me the hell… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Everyone is born with a sense of curiosity, some with an overload of curiosity than others... Remember that one time in the 2nd grade… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Yeah I may a complex woman who cant explain herself sometimes, who cant afford all the things I wish to have, who has trouble… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
If you know that she was a virgin that night you slept with her and you know you got her knocked up and you… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
She is like a book with many pages, like a novel with ironic flaws, unpredictable twist with a dash of sarcastic humor, like a… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
To live life with no regrets is impossible. We have regrets to avoid from repeating the same mistake. In order for that to happen,… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Of course mama has taught us all to use our manners. Though there are times that are appropriate for you to be impolite. Don't… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Dang it, I did it again. My mama's birthday was yesterday...Love you Ma! — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Life can be a bitch, but what is life without some bitch to try to make your life hell? Be strong, have faith, and… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
