Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be… — Aicel Being classy Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything… — Aicel Bored Copy Share Image
ROSES ARE RED facebook IS BLUE NO MUTUAL FRIENDS WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU? — Aicel Flowers Copy Share Image
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. — Aicel Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget. — Aicel Clever facebook status Copy Share Image
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. — Aicel Alarm Copy Share Image
