Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Admit it: You can't spell subtext without buttsex.

— Anonymous

“I like words. I like fat buttery words, such as ooze, turpitude, glutinous, toady. I like solemn, angular, creaky words, such as straitlaced, cantankerous,…

— Robert Pirosh

The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may…

— Dr. Seuss

“Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up…

— Stephen Fry

“When I wrote erotica I had a fascination with the word abdomen. I also, in my smutty days liked the word 'turgid.' it sounded…

— Benjamin R. Smith

“APHÆRESIS  (APHÆ'RESIS)   n.s.[   figure in grammarthat takes away a letter or syllable from the beginning of a word.”

— Samuel Johnson

“Å oppdage døden. Det høres skummelt ut når det sies på den måten. Personifisert, nesten, som en scene fra en horrorfilm hvor et intetanende…

— Tore Renberg

“Antonia: I meant to tell you, and then forgot: call a spade a spade, and say 'arse', 'prick', 'cunt', and 'fuck', otherwise the only…

— Pietro Aretino

“A Keith ca' ye her! It's a queer kin' o' Keiths she's comed o', nae better nor Englishers that haena sae muckle's set fit…

— Charlotte Mary Yonge

Anyway, stylist, go get Bvlgari. I am the ultimate Svengali. These chicks can't even spell that. You, you hoes buggin. Repel that!

— Nicki Minaj

Words belong to each other.

— Virginia Woolf