Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Admit it: You can't spell subtext without buttsex.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Grammar Spelling Witty
Of course, words can teach you right from wrong, but a butt-whooping is a real good deterrent. — Trent Williams Copy Share Image
Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“i haf the sownd of more words butt i coud not remember the shaps of the letters.” — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
If you want to act like a butthead, your butt is going to get locked up. — Michael Nutter Copy Share Image
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER PEOPLE WHO CONTINUALLY USE THE WORD BUT, ¦.NEVER GO ANY WHERE IN LIFE,¦. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS SITTING ON THEIR BUT ,… — George Kincses Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
