Funny quotes Quote by George Kincses

Of course, words can teach you right from wrong, but a butt-whooping is a real good deterrent.

— Trent Williams

Admit it: You can't spell subtext without buttsex.

— Anonymous

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

— Dana Gould

There's never too much stuff going up people's butts.

— Jeff Tremaine

Don’t stand up when you can sit down and don’t sit down when you can lie down.

— Kenneth Branagh

For when all else is done, only words remain. Words endure.

— Kate Mosse

The words that matter always stay.

— David Levithan

You don't get to where you are by just sitting on your butt and expecting it to come.

— Mookie Betts

Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours¦..toilet!

— Azgraybebly Josland

When you respect yourself, the word BITC* never exist!

— Anonymous

“Butt in chair is the only way to quit your day job.”

— Renee Lovins

The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they've been in.

— Dennis Potter