Funny facebook status quotes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “People should be glad I don't always post my thoughts on their status'.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status quotes Funny quotes
Maybe you should post wants attentions as your status cause I don't think people are getting your drift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know why but I never run out of status each time I think of you.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
I tell people all the time, the status quo is so untenable to me. Like, literally, I have no patience for it. — Michael Tubbs Copy Share Image
Sometimes we don't care whether anyone likes our status or not. The only thing we care about is that the status reaches the one… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about me. When I look in the mirror and see what's looking back at me, I'm incredibly… — Wade Barrett Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep.… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Shes a slut for having sex with one guy? Thats funny since Im pretty sure you sleep with more guys every night than you… — MeaghanB Copy Share Image
