“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.” — Benjamin R. Smith Shit Copy Share Image
“Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.” — Benjamin R. Smith Guns Copy Share Image
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.” — Benjamin R. Smith Intercourse Copy Share Image
“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.” — Benjamin R. Smith Gazillion Stairs Copy Share Image
“I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities.” — Benjamin R. Smith Infants Copy Share Image
“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.” — Benjamin R. Smith Vacuum Copy Share Image
“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I… — Benjamin R. Smith Mother Copy Share Image
“I haven’t got time for a love life and that’s usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for… — Benjamin R. Smith Frustration Copy Share Image
“When I wrote erotica I had a fascination with the word abdomen. I also, in my smutty days liked the word 'turgid.'… — Benjamin R. Smith Erotica Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Computer Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with your father? Huh? Can’t he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the… — Benjamin R. Smith Parenting Copy Share Image
“It isn’t easy when life tears away the one person in a million you thought you could always trust.” — Benjamin R. Smith Life Copy Share Image
“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).” — Benjamin R. Smith Angel Copy Share Image
“The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right… — Benjamin R. Smith Angel Copy Share Image
“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this… — Benjamin R. Smith Character Copy Share Image
“In some literature, I’ve read, weather is used as a metaphor. The darker and stormier the weather outside the more diabolical the… — Benjamin R. Smith Blood Copy Share Image
“It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices… — Benjamin R. Smith Acting Copy Share Image
“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the… — Benjamin R. Smith Materialism Copy Share Image
“WARD: I’ll be home in time for dinner, honey. JUNE: Alright—I’m pregnant—Have a fine day at work, dear. WARD exits… WARD reenters.… — Benjamin R. Smith Comedy-humor Copy Share Image
“All around the smell of that necro-smoke, that nether-weed. And up and at the hedonist impulse, rejoice, rejoice, in the disconnect my… — Benjamin R. Smith Beat Copy Share Image
“I see a cathedral, for instance, one that’s stood for centuries and I marvel and I wonder... How many people passed through… — Benjamin R. Smith Cathedral Copy Share Image
“The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash day for… — Benjamin R. Smith Attraction Copy Share Image
“?-: Yes, I must say, that part distressed me a bit. I had no idea girls could do that... (JUNE and RUTH… — Benjamin R. Smith Think Sex Copy Share Image
“Human’s aren’t concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.” — Benjamin R. Smith Nature of man Copy Share Image
“I’m sure the ‘I wouldn’t fuck a murder conspirator’ argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him in. It’ll… — Benjamin R. Smith Cops Copy Share Image
“You’ve missed the bus. Are you calling in sick again? It’s the second time in two years. The boss will frown upon… — Benjamin R. Smith Time Copy Share Image
“At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn’t ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?” — Benjamin R. Smith Choice Copy Share Image
“Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.” — Benjamin R. Smith Erotica Copy Share Image
“I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god...What fools these… — Benjamin R. Smith Business Copy Share Image
“Stay out of this, buddy. You’re lucky I’m not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn’t tolerate that kind… — Benjamin R. Smith America Doesn Copy Share Image
“Nice dress,” Victoria said. “Thank you,” Perpetua said. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” Victoria blinked. “Uh, what?” — Benjamin R. Smith Humor Copy Share Image
“She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.” — Benjamin R. Smith Dirty Copy Share Image
“Madness doesn’t get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself… — Benjamin R. Smith Death Copy Share Image
“After a good roll in the hay, when he’s all peaceful and serene and he hasn’t a worry or a care in… — Benjamin R. Smith Calm Copy Share Image
“. “We’re both... I mean, you’re more so, but we’re both really fucked up emotionally. I mean, how do I know you’re… — Benjamin R. Smith Intimacy Copy Share Image
