“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this… — Benjamin R. Smith Character Copy Share Image
“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the… — Benjamin R. Smith Materialism Copy Share Image
“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I… — Benjamin R. Smith Mother Copy Share Image
“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Computer Copy Share Image
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.” — Benjamin R. Smith Time Copy Share Image
“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).” — Benjamin R. Smith Angel Copy Share Image
“The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash day for… — Benjamin R. Smith Attraction Copy Share Image
“It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices… — Benjamin R. Smith Acting Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with your father? Huh? Can’t he do this? Or have you been reading Freud? WARD, have you been reading the… — Benjamin R. Smith Parenting Copy Share Image
“I’m sure the ‘I wouldn’t fuck a murder conspirator’ argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him in. It’ll… — Benjamin R. Smith Cops Copy Share Image
“In some literature, I’ve read, weather is used as a metaphor. The darker and stormier the weather outside the more diabolical the… — Benjamin R. Smith Blood Copy Share Image
“It isn’t easy when life tears away the one person in a million you thought you could always trust.” — Benjamin R. Smith Life Copy Share Image
“Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.” — Benjamin R. Smith Guns Copy Share Image
“?-: Yes, I must say, that part distressed me a bit. I had no idea girls could do that... (JUNE and RUTH… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I haven’t got time for a love life and that’s usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for… — Benjamin R. Smith Frustration Copy Share Image
“The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right… — Benjamin R. Smith Change Copy Share Image
“Human’s aren’t concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.” — Benjamin R. Smith Nature of man Copy Share Image
“I see a cathedral, for instance, one that’s stood for centuries and I marvel and I wonder... How many people passed through… — Benjamin R. Smith History Copy Share Image
