Time Quote by Benjamin R. Smith

“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in…

— Jarod Kintz

“Be not slow to visit the sick.”

— Ecclesiastes

“I’ve been sick for so long I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t.”

— Alison G. Bailey

“There are going to be times when you can't wait for somebody. Now you're either on the bus or off the bus”

— Tom Wolfe

“You make me sick. I think I’ll have to call out of work on your account. Or have that account closed.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wasn’t sick. At least not physically.”

— Andris Bear

“Never call your office while you’re on vacation. That’s always been one of my hard and fast rules.”

— William Manchee

“You missed it when you pay more attention to the damaged car in the mechanic shop than the sick human being in the hospital.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“I'm sitting on the lumbering late bus, thinking about the way I'm going to start my Monday: by filling out an unexcused absence form…

— Daniel Handler

“Hey, heads up. The hottest doctor in town just came by and coerced me into telling him where you were. I folded like a…

— Jill Shalvis

“Okay. I'll, uh... I'll come in for some extra hours some other time. Could you tell Marcus I was sick or something, not that…

— Austin Chant