Quote by Benjamin R. Smith Download Open image ““I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.”” — Benjamin R. Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered in my… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Night climbs its long underground staircase. It recalls what it has to tell us.” — Karen Solie Copy Share Image
“The stairs ended. I wished I knew the jackass who’d made the staircase so short. I’d throw him down the damn steps so he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“The thing is, I was so bursting for the loo that I thought my bladder was going to explode. I could hardly speak, let… — Jill Mansell Copy Share Image
“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.” — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“He didn’t just find me at the bottom of the stairs the night my entire life changed. He’d found me at rock bottom.” — Lynetta Halat Copy Share Image
“You have a habit of carrying me up stairs". I laughed nervously as he effortlessly ascended. "I'm part caveman, you know, I can't help… — Natasha Boyd Copy Share Image
“Once in a lifetime every man encounters a very special staircase which can take him to very high grounds; but only some of them… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“I can trip falling UP the stairs. I can trip over nothing. My own two feet are fully capable of betraying me without any… — Willow Aster Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
“We climb three flights of warped stairs and walk into a whoosh of body heat and” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“To be very successful, climbing the stairs will not be enough; you must climb the icy stairs as well!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the things they… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I don’t think… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash day for our neighborhood.… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
