Quote by Benjamin R. Smith Download Open image ““I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.”” — Benjamin R. Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When a vacuum forms, someting has to come along to fill it. Because that's what everybody does.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“I’d rather make love to a robot than a politician, because it’d be more personable. Anyway, talking vacuum cleaners with flesh and suits freak… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I were you, I’d clear those cobwebs out because there isn’t a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job.” — Flora Roberts Copy Share Image
“This woman keeps buying things to toss in the hungry mouth of the vacuum sneaking up behind her.” — Tomas Tranströmer Copy Share Image
“The eminent virtue of calumny is that it produces a vacuum around you without your having to raise a finger.” — Cioran Copy Share Image
“So does that mean you're neat and tidy, since you're a woman ?" I scrunched up my face. "Are you kidding ? I used… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob,… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her over and over until at last the cleaning woman scares it by yelling: "Motherfucker!” — Lydia Davis Copy Share Image
“What is wrong with you? ARe you the only guy in the universe who doesn't like a blow job?” — Elise Allen Copy Share Image
“An expensive play toy. It's different, so people want it. Then they get bored, look for something newer, better. I don't work that way."… — Linnea Sinclair Copy Share Image
“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the things they… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I don’t think… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“The first morning I really sat and watched him it was a Tuesday. I know that because Tuesday is trash day for our neighborhood.… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
