Advice-for-writers Quote by John Searles

“When a vacuum forms, someting has to come along to fill it. Because that's what everybody does.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Robotic vacuums can clean better than conventional vacuums.”

— Steven Magee

“vacuums. A broken belt was about the limit most people”

— Peter Meredith

“I’d rather make love to a robot than a politician, because it’d be more personable. Anyway, talking vacuum cleaners with flesh and suits freak…

— Jarod Kintz

“When your dreams turn to dust, maybe its time to vacuum".”

— Marie Bostwick

“The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her over and over until at last the cleaning woman scares it by yelling: "Motherfucker!”

— Lydia Davis

“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob,…

— Gillibran Brown

“So does that mean you're neat and tidy, since you're a woman ?" I scrunched up my face. "Are you kidding ? I used…

— Karina Halle

“Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“If you have a garbage in head, house cleaners won't help you.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“for cleanliness, that’s a dirty”

— Terry Hayes

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana