Love Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my cleanliness. I’d also wonder if dating a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Right! Not that I particularly like having a robot tell me my job, nor that I think he can do it!”

— Isaac Asimov

“Robotic vacuums can clean better than conventional vacuums.”

— Steven Magee

“There are so many simple things getting unnoticed in me, it makes me feel I am a robot!”

— Vikram Roy

“Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences.”

— John Searles

“Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.”

— Jarod Kintz

What did everyone think robot vacuuming was going to be? Well, they think Rosie the Robot from 'The Jetsons,' a human robot that pushed…

— Colin Angle

“What will we be doing, when everything that can be done, can be done better by robots?”

— Humberto Contreras

“Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.”

— Jonathan Morris

“The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her over and over until at last the cleaning woman scares it by yelling: "Motherfucker!”

— Lydia Davis

“We sent a robot to do a man’s job.”

— Daniel H. Wilson

“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.”

— Benjamin R. Smith