Elizabeth-cody-kimmel Quote by Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences.”

— John Searles

“There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover…

— Alice Clayton

“I’d fire that woman if I knew how to operate a vacuum.”

— Joey W. Hill

“A bath is not enough to remove all your dirt if you are dirty from inside.”

— Hussain Rasheed

“MacKenzie grinned at Mim. "They love the modern appliances." "Especially the electric floor sweeper," Valor chuckled. "Defiance really has a thing for the vacuum…

— Taylor Longford

“I took the broom and made a wild sweep along the workbench, and an edge of the unwieldy head sent a tray of tools…

— Laurie R. King

“No dirt can touch me, like an ocean, everything that comes to me becomes clean.”

— Debasish Mridha

“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob,…

— Gillibran Brown

“We employ a dirty trick to combat dirt.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her over and over until at last the cleaning woman scares it by yelling: "Motherfucker!”

— Lydia Davis

“I felt the vacuum in him. It was the same as the one in me. It wanted, but it didn’t know what it wanted,…

— Nick Burd

“If you have a garbage in head, house cleaners won't help you.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov