Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Brown or green in color, they are toothless and sometimes warty in appearance,”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“The only sound was Alvin’s snorts of laughter. “Dude, you’re the only one standing there! Who are you talking to, the vegetable…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“There should be a phone service, I thought, something like 1-800-MEDIUM-1.Where an automated voice would direct you. Press one if an object…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“You’re not a frog; you’re a toad,”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“In reality there is no normal. Normal is something people have agreed to invent so we have something to compare ourselves to.…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Why not just tell my parents the boarding school thing wasn't working out, and go home? That offer had been on the…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“So what?” Prenderghast snapped. “I’ve got unfinished business here—the dead do sometimes, you know.” What the dead did not normally do was…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Well, that’s what they said. (It could have just been indigestion, though.)”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“(abandoned since the sudden disappearance of the hamster last Tuesday) and the pink plastic pig that had been sliced down the middle”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel