Quote by Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“The wheel may be turning, but the hamster is DEAD!”

— Georgina Guthrie

“hamsters being notorious draggers and rearrangers of stuff they can’t eat but feel compelled to fuck with anyway, somehow—and”

— David Foster Wallace

“Feral hamsters are not pets. They mean business.”

— David Foster Wallace

Had the hamster - it died 'cause I ignored it.

— Lady Sovereign

“Another terrible night. Neighbor was busy with his hamsters again”

— Graham Parke

“When we slid the body into the grave, we both were shaken to the core. The loss we felt was not the loss of…

— E. B. White

“What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!”

— Caris O'Malley

The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago,…

— George Bernard Shaw

“They had a smokehouse next to the pigpen—kind of morbid for the pigs. The”

— Bobby Adair

“Mom was furious at the way people abandoned their pets in the country—“As if animals aren’t human, too.”

— Joyce Carol Oates

“The shelves had been stripped bare and battered to Hell, as if some super-important Christmas toy release had come and gone and an army…

— Chuck Wendig

“Here where vegetables are scarce—or, it seems, scarcely eaten—there are times when ham (gorgeous, fantastic ham!) is the starter, the vegetable, and the main…

— Michael Paterniti