Quote by David Foster Wallace

“What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!”

— Caris O'Malley

“Small animals were running down with the water, tiny rodents that reassembled mutated hamsters.”

— Christopher G. Nuttall

If a hamster has too many babies she knows she cannot carry, she not only abandons them, but she eats them. That means she…

— Isabella Rossellini

“Feral hamsters are not pets. They mean business.”

— David Foster Wallace

“(abandoned since the sudden disappearance of the hamster last Tuesday) and the pink plastic pig that had been sliced down the middle”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

What is this guy, a hamster?

— John Mcclane

“We’ve had tufted titmice land on our hammock and pull our hair as we snooze on spring days, so eager are they to line…

— Julie Zickefoose

I'm a hamster person.

— Sean Hayes

“The wheel may be turning, but the hamster is DEAD!”

— Georgina Guthrie

“If you put two pregnant hamsters in the same cage, you know what they'll do? Eat each other. Female hormones are like undetonated warheads.…

— Emma Chase

“Ham was standing at the counter in the kitchen with his head turned, glowering at me. “New rule. You don’t do that shit when…

— Kristen Ashley

The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago,…

— George Bernard Shaw