““Ham was standing at the counter in the kitchen with his head turned, glowering at me. “New rule. You don’t do that shit when I’m in the house,” he growled and I blinked. “What shit?” “You use your toy to get off when I’m not fuckin’ here.” Oh my God. He heard me. How humiliating was this? “Ham--” “Heard the toy. Head you. Don’t do that again.” “I--” “Hear it again, make no mistake, babe, I’ll join you.””