Quote by Graham Parke Download Open image ““Another terrible night. Neighbor was busy with his hamsters again”” — Graham Parke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“...and that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse. ” — Ursula Vernon Copy Share Image
“Ham was standing at the counter in the kitchen with his head turned, glowering at me. “New rule. You don’t do that shit when I’m in the house,” he growled and I blinked. “What shit?” “You use your toy to get off when I’m not fuckin’ here.” Oh my God. He heard me. How humiliating was this? “Ham--” “Heard the… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share
“(abandoned since the sudden disappearance of the hamster last Tuesday) and the pink plastic pig that had been sliced down the middle” — Elizabeth Cody Kimmel Copy Share Image
“Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at… — James Oswald Copy Share Image
“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“windows of his neighbors’ houses, very nearly convinced that at least one of them must be watching him, wondering where he thought he was… — Brian Harmon Copy Share Image
“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Joseph Miller had allowed the Universe to reduce him to being someone’s Tuesday afternoon monkey-poop scooper.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I’d urge you to stay away from any and all martial arts practitioners for the time being.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“If that’s the case, then maybe you should be looking at people who wanted him dead, not people who needed him to scoop up… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
