Stir Frying Quote by Graham Parke Download Open image ““it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.”” — Graham Parke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Enameled Wok Frying Hamsters Hamsters Large Neighbor Stir Stir Frying
“At precisely 4:22 a.m. I awoke to the sound of hamsters being stir-fried in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.” — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“hamsters being notorious draggers and rearrangers of stuff they can’t eat but feel compelled to fuck with anyway, somehow—and” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“He politely introduced himself as Warren Baxter and told me he was about to turn in, he just had one more batch of gophers… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Here where vegetables are scarce—or, it seems, scarcely eaten—there are times when ham (gorgeous, fantastic ham!) is the starter, the vegetable, and the main… — Michael Paterniti Copy Share Image
“Gasps erupted from his nostrils like grouse from a thicket, schoolboys onto a recess yard, grease spatters from frying bacon.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“If aw his hums and haws were hams and haggises, the country wad be weel fed!” — Liz Lochhead Copy Share Image
“Boil ’em once or twice in hot water, and they’ll come as fair as chicken and ham.” — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Joseph Miller had allowed the Universe to reduce him to being someone’s Tuesday afternoon monkey-poop scooper.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I’d urge you to stay away from any and all martial arts practitioners for the time being.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“If that’s the case, then maybe you should be looking at people who wanted him dead, not people who needed him to scoop up… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
I like to abide by the seasons and let the natural flavor in food speak for itself. I use quick cooking techniques of high… — Cat Cora Copy Share Image
Remember for stir-frying not to use a wok bigger than 16 inches. Once it has food in it, you won't be able to work… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
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