Humour Quote by Liz Lochhead Download Open image ““If aw his hums and haws were hams and haggises, the country wad be weel fed!”” — Liz Lochhead ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Scots
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Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
