“When I was done raking and bagging, I banged on the door and demanded entry /...let me in by the hair on… — Gillibran Brown Funny Copy Share Image
“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.” — Gillibran Brown Bored Copy Share Image
“Bedsprings creaking, headboard banging, heavy breathing in triplicate (the bedroom sounds like a convention of asthmatic dirty phone callers have gathered there)” — Gillibran Brown Funny Copy Share Image
“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hobnobs. Successful authors are the type who type and who… — Gillibran Brown Procrastination Copy Share Image
“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it… — Gillibran Brown Funny Copy Share Image
“As individuals, we are all just a life in a day of Wednesday.” — Gillibran Brown Life Copy Share Image
“I glared at him. “You didn't leave me alone for five minutes, you left me alone for a week. I could have… — Gillibran Brown Funny Copy Share Image
“...the secret of a good relationship is to accept and enjoy what the other person is willing to offer instead of yearning… — Gillibran Brown Good relationship Copy Share Image
“Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.” — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“The Jesus Factor it’s called, instant resurrection and a second cumming.” — Gillibran Brown Christianity Copy Share Image
“If rumours are true a snail’s sex organs are located on the back of its head, how about that eh? It gives… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a… — Gillibran Brown Golf Copy Share Image
“Shane's orgasmic contribution was an innovative and masterful variation on the theme of oh: “Oh...Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...AH!” Stretching the waistband of my boxers I… — Gillibran Brown Funny Copy Share Image
“I guess that's where faith comes in, the faith of a child to believe in Santa, the faith of an adult to… — Gillibran Brown Believe in god Copy Share Image
“Once dressed he came back downstairs, snapping: “call me a taxi.” So I did. I said, “Dick, you’re a taxi.” — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
