Funny Quote by Gillibran Brown

“And what did it say?” I ask, almost expecting to hear him tell me, “ Soon. ” “Check the bed.” His voice cracks saying…

— Laurie Faria Stolarz

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.

— Gerald Scarfe

“hear them breathing and an unfamiliar scent filled the air, something brisk and fresh, that brought with it a chill that crept into my…

— Robert J. Crane

Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?

— Lynda Barry

“My bed is sending out serious nap rays.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed…

— Joan Rivers

The presence of a bed changes the way people interact.

— Lynn Nottage

“Beds are not the right place for reading, watching TV, discussing daily issues or worrying about the future. Beds are only good for two…

— Mouloud Benzadi

“I smelled the clean house and the wood-frame bed. It was all filler. The noise, the sound, they existed just to take up space.…

— Kevin Powers

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

— Les Dawson

One cannot see callers, answer the telephone, go to luncheons or dinners, visit the dentist or shoemaker, address charitable organizations in or from a…

— Kate Douglas Wiggin

“You prefer the bed on the opposite wall?" "I prefer the bookshelf in the lower left corner of the room, and the ceiling fan…

— Devon Monk