Quote by Gillibran Brown Download Open image ““I've never sexually molested a gastropod.”” — Gillibran Brown ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop into a giant snail shell, the face retreats and slams the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I took out the book once more. Snails can sleep for three years without eating. Snail comas. Welcome to my world.” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“...you can molest someone without touching them, without even saying anything. Just the inappropriate desire can be harmful.” — Margot Livesey Copy Share Image
“If rumours are true a snail’s sex organs are located on the back of its head, how about that eh? It gives a whole… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“The life of a snail is as full of tasty food, comfortable beds of sorts, and a mix of pleasant and not-so-pleasant adventures as… — Elisabeth Tova Bailey Copy Share Image
“My schnecke. My little snail, do you know that’s what it means? It’s a term of affection in my country. My love. My snail.… — Mariana Zapata Copy Share Image
“Anyhow,” she went on, “so long as my mother forced me to embroider, I insisted on choosing a pattern that interested me. I’ve never… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“When I was done raking and bagging, I banged on the door and demanded entry /...let me in by the hair on your chinny,… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.” — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“Bedsprings creaking, headboard banging, heavy breathing in triplicate (the bedroom sounds like a convention of asthmatic dirty phone callers have gathered there)” — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hobnobs. Successful authors are the type who type and who do not… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob,… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“I glared at him. “You didn't leave me alone for five minutes, you left me alone for a week. I could have hacked myself… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“...the secret of a good relationship is to accept and enjoy what the other person is willing to offer instead of yearning for something… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.” — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“The Jesus Factor it’s called, instant resurrection and a second cumming.” — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“If rumours are true a snail’s sex organs are located on the back of its head, how about that eh? It gives a whole… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
“Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger… — Gillibran Brown Copy Share Image
