Bats Quote by Gini Koch

“I made sure we fucked whenever the conversations got too emotional or too long - we weren't lesbians, after all.”

— Manil Suri

“I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone, you know.…

— Charles Bukowski

“And then there were the lesbians.”

— Ann Bausum

“And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual.”

— Carrie Fisher

“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I could make…

— shukyou

“Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing says failed lesbianism quite like an accidental pregnancy.”

— Carlie Martece

“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.”

— Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“She didn't want to know how a thing was done, but why.... Luckily, queer ones like her don't happen often.”

— Ray Bradbury

“It's so weird being straight. You have no defenses. Shit happens and you have to feel it. You have no choice.”

— Blake Nelson

“If she understood the difference between referring to me as "the gay guy" and using my name, the knowledge was lost between her vapid…

— John Goode

“I'm a lesbian and I'd rather you bully me than a thirteen-year-old kid.”

— Dan Savage