Gini Koch

“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.”

— Gini Koch

“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about…

— Gini Koch

“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty) "Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy." "Thank God. I think I look…

— Gini Koch

“They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and…

— Gini Koch

“ And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.” Touched by an Alien”

— Gini Koch

“But before I ran out and got shot by someone I merely hadn't seen, I examined the remote. There were a lot…

— Gini Koch

“I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.”

— Gini Koch

“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you…

— Gini Koch

“Suddenly, I can see you weren’t bragging – once you go alien, you really do never go back.”

— Gini Koch

“Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo.”

— Gini Koch

“We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't…

— Gini Koch

“Great. I was housing with the Extreme Morning Militants. What a joy.”

— Gini Koch

“Boxers or briefs- FINALLY! ‘THE’ QUESTION! FINALLY! I’ve been waiting since my first interview for someone to ask me this! And, my…

— Gini Koch

“Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can…

— Gini Koch

“Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl.”

— Gini Koch

“Restraint is not exactly my watchword, either.”

— Gini Koch

“I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.”

— Gini Koch

“What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?" "Over my dead body." "Could be, Tim, could be.”

— Gini Koch

“I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to…

— Gini Koch

“I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.”

— Gini Koch

“Welcome to My Super Secret Life, where people try to kill us on a regular basis, and we thwart bad-guy schemes for…

— Gini Koch

“You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.”

— Gini Koch

“You cook?” Alfred asked Martini, clearly shocked. “I can dress myself, too. And sometimes I can handle all Field Operations for the…

— Gini Koch

“We lifted up and then bobbed. "Back! Pull it back!" (Christopher) "It's hard." (Kitty) "The ground is harder!" (Christopher)”

— Gini Koch

“It's a snake, then.' 'Rattler?' 'Most likely.' I was taking this extremely well. 'We have to kill it. By we, of course,…

— Gini Koch