Paper Alligator Quote by Gini Koch Download Open image ““Paper balls? You were throwing balled up paper at an alligator?”” — Gini Koch ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Balled Paper Balls Throwing Paper Alligator Paper Balls Throwing Balled
“The housekeeper had been there that afternoon. I could always tell because the sheets on the bed would be tucked in so tight, trying… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“I’ve wrestled an alligator before. It wasn’t alive, but I still pinned it down. I was trying to impress a woman, and I bet… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Where was I when the rockets came to life, and carried you away into the alligator sky.?” — Owl City Copy Share Image
“I was beginning to think I had let 'my alligator mouth overload my jaybird ass.” — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
“The first time I read the ad, I choked and cursed and spat and threw the paper to the floor.” — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
“Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think paper was so valuable?” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“When you're up to your ass in alligators, you forget about cleaning the swamp.” — Robert DeBard Copy Share Image
“Shoot me, stab me, or set me on fire...that was fine. Just don't grab my goddamn balls!” — Jocelyn Drake Copy Share Image
“The world is spinning once again and suddenly I projectile vomit all over the sheets and him.” — DJ Larkin Copy Share Image
“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt,… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty) "Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy." "Thank God. I think I look like a… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and it was… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“ And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.” Touched by an Alien” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“But before I ran out and got shot by someone I merely hadn't seen, I examined the remote. There were a lot of buttons… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I can see you weren’t bragging – once you go alien, you really do never go back.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
