Dead-man-s-deal Quote by Jocelyn Drake

“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”

— Sara Wolf

“Come, grab my hand - let me set you on fire.”

— Abhijit Naskar

“Your balls + my gun, you rat bastard.”

— Dianne Sylvan

“Hit it with anything. Bullets, bricks, your bare hands, harsh language.”

— M R Carey

“Punch any of mine, and I’ll break your arm off and beat you to death with it.”

— Ilona Andrews

“Unless you intend to kill him immediately thereafter, never kick a man in the balls. Not even symbolically. Or perhaps especially not symbolically.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“Get out of my way, or I swear, I’ll shove your balls through the roof of your mouth.”

— Rebecca Zanetti

“I promise, I will never shoot you by accident.”

— Joanna Wylde

“I hit and kill everyone who gets on my nerves.”

— Kirian Camellia Pileta Monier

“This was pretty much when the Guards behind me decided they were going to try to make me do this. And that is when…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“You want to kick me in the balls again?” Christ, did those words just come out of my mouth?”

— Joanna Wylde