Humor Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

“Kick him in the balls before he kicks you in yours”

— Eugene B. Sledge

“you might think it wasn't real nice to kick a dying man, and maybe it wasn't, but I'd been wanting to kick him for…

— Jim Thompson

“. . . you should always kick a man when he's down. It's much easier then.”

— S.M. Stirling

“There's no need to kick him in the balls for him to tell the story honestly and impartially, because the dead are usually honest,…

— Hassan Blasim

“Never wound a foe when you can kill him”

— George R R Martin

“It is forbidden to fight on the Killing Ground," he said, and paused while he considered the sense of this. "You know what I…

— Terry Pratchett

“Aside from those few times I’ve killed a man, I’m not a violent person.”

— Jarod Kintz

“To kill someone it's not necessary to have weapons, your words and attitude can do the same job.”

— M.H. Rakib

“Shoot me, stab me, or set me on fire...that was fine. Just don't grab my goddamn balls!”

— Jocelyn Drake

“Do you really want to kick a guy when he's down? Of course you do. That's when his head is nearest to your foot.…

— Kevin Seccia

“You could kill a man, but you could never break him.”

— Anatoly Rybakov

“Fighting for your life is a fucking ball. As long as you didn’t get slaughtered.”

— Jack Ketchum