Balls Quote by Dianne Sylvan

“And then all was right in my world as an evil plan hatched tiny little dinousaurs egss that would one day eat the rat…

— Rachel Van Dyken - The Matchmaker's Replacement

“I’ll tell Sean you said he was hot’…’I said he was a rat bastard with the potential to be hot!”

— Victoria Michaels

“When expression returned, it was outrage. “Oh, that—” Wells couldn’t think of anything bad enough to call Law. “Rat bastard is the word you’re…

— Jez Morrow

“What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song- right now, at this moment?”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“You’re one cruel bastard,” she managed to get out. He tsked with his tongue. “Everyone says that.” Then he took hold of her chin…

— Dianna Hardy

“I know I don’t deserve this,” he says roughly, “but I’m going to be a selfish bastard and take it. Because I’ve been dying…

— K.C. Lynn

“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series…

— Christopher Moore

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

— George S. Patton

“Bastard. Mother-crapping bastard.”

— Samantha Towle

“Love is a heartless bastard”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Sometimes being a contrary bastard was a real pain.”

— Lori Foster

Butane is the bastard gas.

— Hank Hill