Humor Quote by Rachel Van Dyken - The Matchmaker's Replacement

“I’m a dinosaur, he thought, lumbering through a world where truthtellers are despised.”

— Tess Gerritsen

“They'd taken in a monster, thinking it was a mouse.”

— Alexandra Bracken

“I hated humans. They were such a disappointment. And to think, god switched dinosaurs for man. He must be raging.”

— Chloe Walsh

“A worthwhile day, I had killed two spiders, I had upset the balance of nature - now we would all be eaten up by…

— Charles Bukowski

“I could handle goblins and bogeymen and evil, flesh-eating horses, but giant freaking spiders?”

— Julie Kagawa

“And therefore think him as a serpents egg, which, hatched, would as its kind grow mischievous, and kill him in the shell”

— William Shakespeare

“We were all moving to a pre-ordained end. You just had to open the papers and read the international news, or the crime reports.…

— Jean-Claude Izzo

“What it wanted were minds to fill with gnawing pestilence and souls it could eat raw and squirming.”

— Tim Curran

“What plan did he think I was hatching to overthrow their little world?”

— Stephenie Meyer

“He then represented to himself the human species, as it really is, as a parcel of insects devouring one another on a little atom…

— Voltaire

“he crawled on across the farmyard, keeping as low as he could, but trying to watch every direction, too. He had never thought he…

— Robert Jordan

“I hate that man. I wish I could stab him in the eyeballs and gouge them out and make him choke on them. And…

— Neel Kay