Quote by Samantha Towle

“You bastard.” “My parents were married.”

— Mira Grant

“You bastards, she said. You lovely bastards.”

— Markus Zusak

“Poor bastard. Literally. His mom was broke, and his dad had abandoned the family years ago.”

— Daryl Gregory

“Like Mum and that bastard.” “You mean Da?” “Call him what you like.”

— G.A. Aiken

“That bloody bastard! That thrice accursed son of a bitch!”

— Cornelia Funke

“Oh sweet heaven, who let that bastard in?”

— M. Leighton

“What have you got in there you little bastard?”

— St. John Morris

“Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.”

— Tara Sivec

“Son of a good goddamn holy motherfuck.”

— Laura Kaye

“My dear, treacherous mother,” he breathed. “What have you done?”

— Grace Draven

“How come she has more crap here now than when she lived with me?” their father grumbled as he came down one morning.”

— Debra Anastasia

“Stupid me, I thought he just wanted to see how we were,” she said, but I wasn’t paying attention to her. “What’s your problem?”…

— Chris Colfer