“Good thing dolphins do not have hands or you would all be extinct by now. Roen” — Wesley Chu Dolphins Copy Share Image
“Actually, I wish you were a chef. Then I'd get something out of this relationship.” — Wesley Chu Chef Copy Share Image
“ Just because I am an alien does not mean I am a Vulcan or some soulless robot. ” — Wesley Chu Alien Copy Share Image
“Should he plead the insanity defense or the alien-told-me-to-do-it defense?” — Wesley Chu Defense Copy Share Image
“If I find out that you wasted the best years of my little girl’s life because of your fine-wine-aging process, I’m going… — Wesley Chu Kill Copy Share Image
“What happened to me?" he muttered. "I don't look so good. I go from cute and fat to ugly and skinny. Why… — Wesley Chu Skinny Copy Share Image
“Oh come on. You treat her like a Greek goddess and act like a lap dog around her. It is embarrassing.” — Wesley Chu Embarrassing Copy Share Image
“This whole alien-in-his-body was starting to sound better and better. First, he got to hang out with a hot girl, and now… — Wesley Chu Alien Copy Share Image
“Besides, criminal masterminds are people too. They need groceries and cable like the rest of us.” — Wesley Chu Crime Copy Share Image
“The world spins despite me, not because of me," he muttered. Last week, one of his coworkers died after twenty-five years of… — Wesley Chu Eulogy Copy Share Image
“Since then, he watched the man live his completely stifling life over and over again, one repetitive day at a time. It… — Wesley Chu Every day Copy Share Image
“You made your own bed, and now curse others for putting you there.” — Wesley Chu Curse Copy Share Image
“I take that back. Saying you fight like a girl is an insult to girls everywhere.” — Wesley Chu Humor Copy Share Image
“James could have just saved them all that time and energy by telling them that chronmen became the way they did because… — Wesley Chu James Copy Share Image
“When someone asked Roen what he did, he'd explain that he typed incoherent commands that performed virtual tasks to create intangible objects.” — Wesley Chu Occupational hazards Copy Share Image
“All that we have built, we have put into humanity. And it will be you, our children, who can cut us down.… — Wesley Chu Children Copy Share Image
“Reminiscing is when one is thinking about the past. What you are dreaming about never happened. The word for that is fantasizing.” — Wesley Chu Fantasizing Copy Share Image
“You want to change the world? Now is your chance! Go show this bastard what you are made of!” — Wesley Chu Bastard Copy Share Image
“ Explain to me how this is fun: thirty minutes in line, thirty dollars to get in, ten minutes to work your… — Wesley Chu Fun Copy Share Image
“You are injured, Auditor. Allow me to assist you,” she said, face grim and determined. “We apologize for disobeying orders, and submit… — Wesley Chu Apology Copy Share Image
“Look to your right... It is the path back home. If you choose, you can take it. It is safe, easy, and… — Wesley Chu Fitness Copy Share Image
