“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You’re one cruel bastard,” she managed to get out. He tsked with his tongue. “Everyone says that.” Then he took hold of… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
Many people said that 'To be successful in life, you have to climb the ladder of success,' but no bastard told me… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“For me, the worst sin is hypocrisy. The sinner is not the assassin. The sinner's the bastard who hires the assassin.” — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Julia", I answered breathlessly. "Chloe, are you in the bathroom fucking that nice slice of man cake?" "I'll be there in a… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“The survivor spoke to us though, or tried to. Mumbling through that matted brown beard of his, pale as death itself. I… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
“A company of wolves, is better than a company of wolves in sheep's clothing.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.” — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“It's just Mor, you know. Amren is the only person in this court who calls me Morrigan, and that's because she's a… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
With a tear they try to tell me but I never listen, Cause I don't give a shit like sitting down pissing — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
“Well, good afternoon, sunshine. How are you feeling?" "Like something the cat dragged in, then dragged back outside to leave in the… — Kimberly Montague Copy Share Image
“You’ve been smoking again, haven’t you? Your eyes look like road maps and you’re in full bastard mode.” — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
“Call me later, you’d said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you, Ed,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to miss out on a chance to congratulate you on your bouncing baby boy.” Garrett’s eyes trailed over to… — T.E. Sivec Copy Share Image
“I wish people weren't so set on being themselves, when that means being a bastard.” — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
“Bastard is a synonym of agent," he smiled, and added, "or studio chief.” — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
