Humor Quote by Rosemary Clement-Moore Download Open image ““The bastard even limped fast.”” — Rosemary Clement-Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Limp finally spoke. “Do you think you could kill a person and not get all crazy about it?” — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
“He pulled me toward him, and all I could do was stand there with arms at my sides and head against his chest. Broken,… — Jodi LaPalm Copy Share Image
“I fell again, head over heels, uncontrollably and without a chance to grab hold before it swallowed me hard and whole.” — Liz Reinhardt Copy Share Image
“I sounded so bad ass, but I was really weak, tired, and pretty much shattered inside. If he gave me a hard time, I… — L.D. Davis Copy Share Image
“He went down and found the body floating. Francis had been dead about an hour. In one of his hands, clutched so that they… — Winston Graham Copy Share Image
“Jump. “Not yet.” A few more seconds of anticipation, of knowing most of his bones would shatter on contact. He grinned at the thought.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Good grief, he’d fallen into his death sleep with a hard-on. Was it possible for a stiff to be that stiff?” — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“His fingers, frozen in midfidget on his good knee, said PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ASK ME THAT. Either that or I HAVE JUST BEEN… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
She was the only creature in the world who would really care if something happened to me, even if it was only because I… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“That was the thing about the Goodnight world. No matter what the label said, you could never assume anything only worked like magic.” — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
You're not hurt, are you?" "Only my delicate sensibilities. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“Just FYI," I told Phin, "he was flirting with you." She looked at me, then at Mark's departing form. "Oh. That explains a lot.… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
[W]hen Ben was kissing me, the whole world retreated. I felt things I'd never felt before, in places I never knew were connected. But… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“In two more weeks, you'll have to stop calling me that, *Jack*.' 'In two more weeks, I'll still be too old for you.' I… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
Oh My God," I blurted, grabbing onto Phin as we faced the open bedroom door. "It's the axe murderer." "I doubt he would knock,"… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
Screw you, John." "Sorry, Sylvie. Can't—they frown on that kind of thing between step-siblings. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“For the first time ever, I'd managed a great parting line and a grand exit. And it still felt like crap.” — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“I guess you don’t study Latin and Greek if you don’t like putting in the hours.” — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“Oh my God.” I fell into my usual chair, stunned—but also not—that the news had made the rounds so quickly. “You mean it didn’t… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image