Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Watching the videotape seemed to induce a strangely stiff erection with no connection to the rest of me.” — Jim Provenzano Copy Share Image
“In barely minutes he was hard again, an aching erection ever ready to serve her need.” — Skye Warren Copy Share Image
“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.” — Tara Altebrando Copy Share Image
“As he says it, he pinches my arm, hard, on the fleshy inside just above my elbow.” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“Well, that went well,” I muttered to my cock, which had optimistically jumped up when I did. All pumped up with nowhere to go.… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Don’t do that again.” He released his hold and stepped back. Not before I felt his erection. I knew it! He was into men.… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub the affected… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
