Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton

“Oh Christ. Her words, come inside me, had a predictable impact on his dick. Fuck and double fuck. Reason was taking a fast exit…

— C.C. Gibbs

“So, his cock accidently slipped into your pussy?”

— Marita A. Hansen

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.”

— Tara Altebrando

“Don’t do that again.” He released his hold and stepped back. Not before I felt his erection. I knew it! He was into men.…

— James Cox

“I dropped my dress to the floor and sat on the sofa with renewed determination. This man was going to have sex with me…

— Denise Grover Swank

“What I did mind was being hit by a cab, then landing on the lap of a naked man. With an erection, Anya. He…

— Gena Showalter

“It took all my concentration not to get an erection now that he was being mean to me again. He was really fucking sexy…

— Nicole Castle

“In barely minutes he was hard again, an aching erection ever ready to serve her need.”

— Skye Warren

“Even my dick was relaxing, and had fallen from the upright to the horizontal.”

— James Lear

“For the first time she called it sex. With no time or desire to analyze her words, he shook off an unidentifiable hollow sensation…

— Kim Carmichael

“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in…

— Harvard Lampoon