Humour Quote by Harvard Lampoon

“So, Belle, what's new today?" Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the deepest love that has…

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“Muurp," muurped Edwart.”

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“I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?' -Belle Goose”

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“The two things I look for in a guy is how tall he is and whether or not he's a vampire. Pretty much all…

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“He made small talk on the way about how he was abandoned as a child and will only rest easy once he is avenged.…

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“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.”

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“And don't trouble yourself too much if you don't laugh at what you are about to read, for if you perk up your pink…

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“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him…

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“Germs contagious, contagious alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!”

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“You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.”

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“Suddenly I blurted out. "I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum!”

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“We began to butterfly kiss, which is when you touch your eyelashes to the other person's skin. I was going to respect Edwart's desire…

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