Humor Quote by Harvard Lampoon Download Open image ““Muurp," muurped Edwart.”” — Harvard Lampoon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“As usual, the fickle, unreasoning world took Muff Potter to its bosom and fondled him as lavishly as it had abused him before. But… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Hogwarts, it is not, thought the Doctor, realising that no one would appreciate this reference for almost a century.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you cleaned out this house of anything valuable,” Harry began, but Mundungus interrupted him again. “Sirius never cared about any of the junk--”… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“The dark-haired clothes horse, who generally meant well, was a dufus, but he was family” — Tina Folsom Copy Share Image
“we are the children of Hogwarts, and more than anything, we just want to be sorted.” — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“You pompous, rotund, neighborly, vacuous, complacent... - Yossarian” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wand… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“So, Belle, what's new today?" Dad," I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the deepest love that has… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?' -Belle Goose” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“The two things I look for in a guy is how tall he is and whether or not he's a vampire. Pretty much all… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“He made small talk on the way about how he was abandoned as a child and will only rest easy once he is avenged.… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“And don't trouble yourself too much if you don't laugh at what you are about to read, for if you perk up your pink… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“Germs contagious, contagious alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man... he was trying to sell you a Sega product.” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“Suddenly I blurted out. "I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum!” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“We began to butterfly kiss, which is when you touch your eyelashes to the other person's skin. I was going to respect Edwart's desire… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
