Banquets Quote by Anonymous

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

— Anonymous

“Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, his arms opened wide, as if nothing could have pleased him…

— J.K. Rowling

“Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into…

— Douglas Adams

“we are the children of Hogwarts, and more than anything, we just want to be sorted.”

— Robin Sloan

“It's so Hogwarts.”

— Stephanie Perkins

“I’m very hungry, Sir Wulf,’ she whispered hopefully. ‘Is that soup?’ ‘Don’t you dare!’ breathed Goodbye. ‘It’s our spell, and you can’t have any.’…

— Catherynne M. Valente

“I’m afraid my wife picked up a number of, er, colorful expressions from the Yanks and such,” Frank offered, with a nervous smile. “True,”…

— Diana Gabaldon

Odd words floated back to them over the hundreds of heads. "Nobility of spirit"..."intellectual contribution"..."greatness of heart"...It did not mean very much. It had…

— Anonymous

“Oh,you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than…

— J.K. Rowling

SCREW THIS, I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS

— Ritu

“Muurp," muurped Edwart.”

— Harvard Lampoon

Hogwarts is comforting.

— Ellie Taylor