Humor Quote by Harvard Lampoon

“I just stepped in gum.”

— Mark Darley

“I just stepped in gum again.”

— Mark Darley

“All I had to do was rise up on my tiptoes and our lips met. He tasted like mint gum and all my hopes…

— Kasie West

“Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.”

— Jarod Kintz

“More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk state I'd stopped myself from blurting the thing I'd never said, even though…

— Donna Tartt

“More than anything in this world or the one you just came from," he whispered. "That's how much I love you.”

— Mireille Chester

“I love you, more than anything.”

— Sarah A. Denzil

“The gum looked fresh. I sniffed it and it smelled all right. I licked it and waited for a while. When I did not…

— Harper Lee

“She wasn't actually chewing gum, but her demeanor was very much that of a gum chewer.”

— Gail Honeyman

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze

“You love my dirty mouth and all the delicious things it can do to you.”

— Adriane Leigh

“Later, with strange galaxies turning in slow gavotte overhead, neither thought the act of love had ever been so sweet, so full”

— Stephen King