Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Life's a bitch,” I said. “And then you die,” Larry finished for me.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Put some make-up on me and I look not unlike a china doll. Put me in a puffy pink dress and I… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Edward: I don't know whether to put my fingers in my ears and go la-la-la or find more of your guards so… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.” You have to love Anita Blake… ... — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He wanted you dead, now he doesn't, I don't know why. Chimera's crazy, he doesn't need a reason to change his mind.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“You make everything all right for me, Anita. You make me feel like a human being instead of a monster.’ 'And you… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Let’s pretend it is a threat, because you need to understand that the other officers aren’t keeping me safe from you; they’re… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but in the end without… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It is all right to be a lady, Anita. It is not a bad thing being a woman.” “You try being one,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Even officers who don't approve of your lifestyle choices would still take you as backup over Kirkland, or most anyone else. They'd… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I never want to put my whole world in any one person’s hands again, Jason. If they die, I won’t die with… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I want nothing more than to climb between the silk sheets and wrap our nude bodies around one another. I want to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Tell me not, sweet, I am unkind,” he said, “That from the nunnery, Of they chaste breast and quiet mind.” I looked… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me. I realized that I hadn't kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“His dark blue shirt was plastered to his chest, covered with werewolf goop and tears. "Now we both need a bath," I… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Auggie said you were too sentimental for your own good sometimes." Out loud he said, "Perhaps, but you have taught me that… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I did not run to him, but I did wrap my arms around him, press my ear to his chest, hold on… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“We would never go shopping together or eat an entire cake while we complained about men. He'd never invite me over to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped." Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a-bad-person moments." Edward nodded… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Edward: I don't know whether to put my fingers in my ears and go la-la-la or find more of your guards so we can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
So many wonderful books to write, and not enough hours in the day. An embarrassment of riches. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Money doesn't spend in hell… The devil deals in a different coin. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I slowed, just a little, one to save energy, and one to let Russell catch up sooner. I took a big breath and prepared.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It wasn't just my beast's hunger, but Jean-Claude's blood thirst and Richard's craving for flesh. It was all that and the ardeur running through… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I know that look, Blake. You are a drowning woman, and the only way out is down the aisle. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn't… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“What is that old children’s rhyme, ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me’? Anyone who says that doesn’t… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
...you don't need ghosts to be haunted. Memory does that just fine without any supernatural help at all. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I hated missing the end of anything. I was always convinced that the bit I'd miss would be the best part. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image