“Life's a bitch,” I said. “And then you die,” Larry finished for me.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Edward: I don't know whether to put my fingers in my ears and go la-la-la or find more of your guards so… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He wanted you dead, now he doesn't, I don't know why. Chimera's crazy, he doesn't need a reason to change his mind.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Let’s pretend it is a threat, because you need to understand that the other officers aren’t keeping me safe from you; they’re… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but in the end without… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It is all right to be a lady, Anita. It is not a bad thing being a woman.” “You try being one,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I never want to put my whole world in any one person’s hands again, Jason. If they die, I won’t die with… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“His dark blue shirt was plastered to his chest, covered with werewolf goop and tears. "Now we both need a bath," I… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Auggie said you were too sentimental for your own good sometimes." Out loud he said, "Perhaps, but you have taught me that… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I did not run to him, but I did wrap my arms around him, press my ear to his chest, hold on… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped." Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a-bad-person moments." Edward nodded… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Lately, when I didn't have room to bitch, I didn't. Maturity, at last.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image