Humorous Quote by Libba Bray

“You can't just accidentally penis somebody.”

— Christopher Moore

“Of course. It slipped my mind. You don’t fuck real men,” I say just as harshly. Her eyes flash at me, but it just…

— Franca Storm

“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?" Adina scoffed. "Is she all, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't s ee your…

— Libba Bray

“You asked him to go to bed with you?” “I did, and you’d think I’d smashed him in the balls with my wrench. So…

— Nora Roberts

“I won't have sex with you," she blurts out. He words slam into my libido like a bucket of water on a flame full…

— Simone Elkeles

“We had sex, didn't we?" He couldn't help but smile at her shocked expression. "Online sex. Yeah, it's coming to me now." He grinned.…

— Sydney Croft

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“After a minute, she asked again, “So what did you want to do?” “I’d like to have sex, if it’s not too much trouble.”…

— Noelle Adams

“Then I should be able to say anything I want, right? Even the word ‘penis’?” Laney sighed. “Do we have to do this right…

— Julie James

“She faced him. “I have to, Lee. In a few weeks, you’ll be gone. Until then, there’s nothing more between us than sex.” “You…

— Rachel Grant

“I have no idea what you just said." I couldn't stop looking at her mouth. It was a little swollen, and I wanted to…

— Lacey Weatherford

“There’s sex, and there’s…this.” He met my eyes. “Just being with someone like this. This isn’t something that can be bought or sold, and…

— Lauren Gallagher