Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““You can't just accidentally penis somebody.”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Can you put your finger away please? Every time you point I see a penis.” — Portlandia Copy Share Image
“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.” — Rachel Robinson Copy Share Image
“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“I’ve been fucked up the ass by Fate. What do you think you can do to me with your little, fucking penis?” — B.G. Harlen Copy Share Image
“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That’s why I’m… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
